Mom Went To Jail Unisex Hoodie

🤘 CTA: Get Bailed Out By Comfort Before It's GONE 🤘

Attention! This Isn't Just Comfort, It's An Accomplice.

You're looking at this hoodie, thinking: "Will the graphic crack? Is the fabric really that soft, or is that just marketing fluff? Do I really need a hoodie with this much attitude?" SHUT DOWN THE DOUBT! You need this. This isn't just a classic streetwear piece of apparel—it's the softest, most comfortable hoodie you'll ever own, and it broadcasts your bar-none comedy and style.

The agony of missing out on this level of softness is not worth the regret. This hoodie is forged with a 100% cotton face and a blend of ring-spun cotton and polyester for durability and that luxurious feel. It’s the perfect armor for chilly evenings. The convenient pouch pocket and warm 3-panel hood are non-negotiable necessities for any vigilante on the move. Every second you hesitate, someone else is securing this iconic piece of alternative rock gear.

WORRIED ABOUT THE WAIT? This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. That’s why it takes us a bit longer—because we are fighting the overproduction machine! You are making a thoughtful purchasing decision that saves the planet while cementing your legend.

Embrace the swagger and comedy of the Lizard Vigilante brand. We guarantee your purchase with the Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee, and you get Always Free Shipping.

🔨 Apparel Specifications: Lockdown Comfort 🔨

• Primary Product: Mom Went To Jail Unisex Hoodie

• Fabric Blend: 100% Cotton Face for supreme print quality. 65% Ring-Spun Cotton, 35% Polyester body for durability.

• Key Features: Front Pouch Pocket, Self-Fabric Patch on the Back, Matching Flat Drawstrings.

• Hood Construction: Warm 3-Panel Hood for maximum comfort and coverage.

• Style: Classic Streetwear Apparel / Cool Design / Unisex Fit.

• Manufacturing: Made on Demand (Helps reduce overproduction).

• Sourcing: Blank product sourced from Pakistan.

• Guarantee: Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee

• Shipping Cost: Always Free Shipping