🧢 “Condoms Prevent 4-Seaters” Hat

Some people drive two-seaters. Some drive minivans. This hat? It’s a PSA for anyone who loves horsepower more than parenthood.

Whether you’re team turbo, burnout enthusiast, or just trying to keep that back seat empty forever — this hat says what your lifestyle already proves. 😎

Details:

• Premium Richardson 112 Trucker fit — comfortable, breathable, and made for all-day mischief.

• Olive green with camo design for that “outdoorsy but not too outdoorsy” look.

• Adjustable snapback so your questionable life choices always fit perfectly.

• Guaranteed to make people laugh (or question your family planning).

Perfect for:

• Car guys who fear car seats.

• People who say “race fuel over baby formula.”

• Anyone who appreciates dark humor and solid headwear.