“Heatwave Hustler: 100% Linen Chaos Shirt for Beach Brawls & Bar Fights”

By Lizard Vigilante – Dress Like You’ve Been Banned from Three Resorts (and Proud of It).

Welcome to the jungle, and yeah — it’s got a V-neck.

This is the Heatwave Hustler, the only linen shirt designed for people who hate boring vacations, ghost on brunch plans, and look way too good standing barefoot on a rooftop at 3AM with a drink in hand and zero plans to explain themselves.

Built from 100% high-grade linen, this short-sleeve madman of a shirt doesn’t just breathe — it roars. It absorbs your sins, wicks your regret, and buttons up your story before you even know how the night ended.

Lizard Vigilante didn’t make this for mall-walkers or pastel influencers. This shirt is for the beach bar mercenaries, the post-gig legends, and the kind of humans who can tan, sweat, and still look like a dangerous mirage.

Because real rockstars don’t wear suits in the summer —
they wear this.

⚠️ CTA:
Buy now — or show up to summer looking like you lost a bet.

📏 SPECIFICATIONS:

• Brand: Lizard Vigilante

• Product Name: Heatwave Hustler – 100% Linen Casual Shirt

• Material: 100% Linen + Cotton Blend Core (soft-touch, heavy-wear)

• Weave Craft: Knit for airflow and movement

• Style: Hawaiian-inspired, rock-approved

• Collar Type: V-neck

• Closure: Button-up, single-breasted

• Sleeve: Short (4–16 inch length)

• Pattern: Solid (textured weave with soul)

• Fit: Casual with attitude – wear open or structured

• Gender: Men (but rules are made to be ignored)

• Use Scenarios: Beach parties, rooftop gigs, street fashion, bar crawls, music festivals, city wanderings

• Features:

  • Breathable

  • Moisture wicking

  • Machine washable

  • Wrinkle-resistant when you don’t care

  • Looks better the more it’s lived in

• Origin: Shanghai, Mainland China

• Season: Spring & Summer

• Care: Machine wash cold, dry in the sun like a rock god