They told you to play fair. To follow the rules. To wait your turn.

But you’ve seen what honor gets you—forgotten, betrayed, dead in the street while liars walk free.

You learned the truth early: the game is rigged, and survival belongs to those who cheat with a confident smirk. You move in silence. Smile without trust. Strike without warning.

No titles. No faith. No apologies.

They call you a thief, a traitor, a coward. Let them. While they preach fairness, you slide open the pins on their locks and vanish before the blame lands.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a smirk in the face of the system.

This design is inspired by the original D&D book art, gritty ‘90s counterculture, and the ageless art of disappearing with more than you came in with.

Reject modernity. Embrace trickery.

Only the cunning survive.