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Apocalypse Tone Machine: 24-Fret Maple Electric Guitar With Bag, Speaker & Full Riot-Ready Accessories Kit
Apocalypse Tone Machine: 24-Fret Maple Electric Guitar With Bag, Speaker & Full Riot-Ready Accessories Kit
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Apocalypse Tone Machine: 24-Fret Maple Electric Guitar With Bag, Speaker & Full Riot-Ready Accessories Kit
You hear it—that tiny voice saying “Do I really need another guitar?”
But deep down, you know what’s really happening: you’re afraid this thing might change everything. Because once you plug in the Apocalypse Tone Machine, your old guitar starts looking like a garage sale leftover compared to this 24-fret, maple-bodied warhorse built for beginners, pros, and stage dominators alike.
You’re already imagining the riffs. Now here’s the cold, hard, stage-lit truth: this guitar isn’t just a pretty face—it’s a full performance ecosystem engineered to make you sound dangerous, confident, and loud enough to make the neighbors reconsider their lease.
Where most beginner-to-pro hybrid guitars feel cheap, plastic, or disposable, the Apocalypse Tone Machine brings you:
• A high-gloss, performance-grade finish that reflects lights like a stadium rig
• A maple neck built to survive drops, sweat, and late-night emotional shredding
• A rosewood/tech-wood fingerboard option that feels smooth, fast, and responsive
• A triple-pickup configuration (1 single + 2 humbuckers) giving you every tone from bluesy whisper to chainsaw opera
• Pro-level enclosed chrome tuners that keep your tuning locked even during brutal bends
• A mountain of included gear that normally costs extra—meaning you’re getting a ridiculous amount of value in one hit
This isn’t a “starter guitar.”
This is a starter revolution.
Triple Pickup Arsenal
The 1 single-coil + 2 humbucker configuration gives you access to the full spectrum of tones—crystalline cleans, gritty punk growls, vintage crunch, metal screamers, and experimental textures. If you want a guitar that adapts to you, not the other way around, this is it.
Included Gear for Instant Playability
Nothing kills a new-guitar buzz like realizing you need to buy everything separately. You get it all:
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6.35mm instrument cable
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Guitar strap (tour-ready)
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High-tension capo
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Speaker/amp (optional upgrade)
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Closed tuning pipe
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Guitar picks (set of 5)
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Small crank & wrench for adjustments
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Guitar bag
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Extra strings
Everything you need to plug in, turn up, and terrify your neighbors in under 3 minutes.
Durability & Construction
Maple isn’t just for expensive guitars—it's for guitars that refuse to die.
The body and neck are built to take hits, temperature changes, aggressive playing, and long-term use without warping.
High-Gloss Stage Finish
Your guitar should look as dangerous as it sounds.
The sunset black-side finish gives you that “arena headline glow” even in dim bedroom lighting.
Perfect For Every Player Type
Beginners: You get everything you need + forgiving playability
Intermediate Players: A tone range wide enough to find your identity
Advanced Players: A second guitar you won’t be embarrassed to gig with
Collectors: A loud piece of art with undeniable presence
Gift Buyers: It looks like a $300–$500 guitar at first glance
Worried About Commitment?
Every potential buyer thinks:
“What if it doesn’t feel right?”
“What if the sound isn’t what I imagined?”
“What if it looks cheap in person?”
We already crushed those objections:
• Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee
If this guitar doesn’t deliver the tone, feel, or swagger you expect—it goes back, no questions asked.
• Always Free Shipping
Fast. Safe. Zero added cost. Perfect for gifting or self-indulgence.
• Full pro-level accessories included
No extra shopping. No extra confusion.
• Massive tone versatility
You’re covered whether you play metal, punk, blues, indie, hard rock, or experimental.
This Guitar Sells Out for One Reason:
People finally stop hesitating and say,
“Screw it. I deserve to sound awesome.”
And when they do, it’s gone.



















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