BITE-SIZED APOCALYPSE – Lizard Vigilante Softstyle T-Shirt (Caution: May Cause Neck Whiplash from Double Takes)

Worn by drummers who eat lightning. Approved by actors banned from five soundstages.

This ain’t just a t-shirt—this is the uniform of downtown chaos, where soft fabric meets a riotous identity crisis. The Lizard Vigilante Softstyle T-Shirt doesn’t whisper; it growls in stereo, tuned to the backstage frequency of midnight misfits.

Forged with the fury of 2AM bar fights and that one unforgettable warehouse gig, it feeds your drive for autonomy (I wear what's real), mastery (flawless fit meets fire look), purpose (don't tell me who to be), and reward (heads turn, jaws drop). Hollywood's got stuntmen. You've got this shirt.

Pull it on when it’s time to break up with expectations. Only a few in stock before they’re gone, probably forever.

Specifications:

• Fabric: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Solid Colors) – feels like sinning in silk

• Weight: Lightweight (4.5 oz/yd² / 153 g/m²) – zero drag, all flex

• Fit: Classic – clean silhouette, anti-corporate attitude

• Neckline: Crew – for that timeless, stage-ready edge

• Seams: None at the sides – just smooth, uninterrupted attitude

• Twill-taped Shoulders: Built to handle backpacks, bouncers, or both

• Collar: Ribbed knitting – no bacon neck here

• Label: Tear-away – because irritation belongs in lyrics, not clothing

• Fabric Blends:

  • Heather: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton

  • Sport Grey/Antique: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester

  • Graphite Heather: 50/50 cotton/poly blend

• Ethics & Quality:

  • Ethically grown US cotton

  • Gildan supports the US Cotton Trust Protocol

  • Oeko-Tex certified for safety and savage softness