📺 Ass Seen On TV T-Shirt: The Softstyle Chaos Tee 😈

Infomercial Warfare: Buy This TV Parody Shirt Before It Goes Viral

The Ass Seen On TV T-Shirt drops into your wardrobe like a rogue TV commercial at 3AM—loud, stupid, hilarious, and absolutely unforgettable. It’s the kind of tee you wear when you want strangers to laugh, friends to lose composure, and family members to wonder who raised you. This shirt is Cozy. Offensive. Perfect. Lounging, partying, trolling group chats, or showing up to a reunion like you’re the unpaid spokesperson of a questionable infomercial—this is your chaos uniform.

Buyer Blockers & Counter-Attack

• Protest: "The print might crack or fade after a few washes, ruining the joke."

  • Counter: This shirt is made from 100% Ring-Spun Cotton, which is ultra-soft yet strong enough to survive the wildest nights out. The construction includes Shoulder Tape Reinforcement and a Ribbed Knit Collar for long-term shape retention, ensuring the bold print remains legendary through every machine wash.

• Protest: "The material might feel rough or heavy for all-day wear."

  • Counter: It is made with ultra-soft ring-spun cotton—it feels smooth enough for all-day mischief and is lightweight. Furthermore, the Tear-Away Label ensures maximum comfort, guaranteeing zero scratchiness or irritation.

• Protest: "It's too niche. I'll wait until I have a specific party to wear it to."

  • Counter: This shirt is pure Troll-core and TV Parody. Its uses include Gift Shirt, Gag Shirt, Party Shirt, and Everyday Chaos. You buy it for the attitude, not the occasion. Grab it before it goes viral in someone else's cart.

Specifications - Hard Facts, No Fluff

• Product Name: Ass Seen On TV T-Shirt (Funny TV Parody).

• Fit: Classic Unisex Softstyle Fit.

• Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Lightweight, soft, and smooth).

• Construction: Knit in one piece for durability and reduced fabric waste.

• Comfort Features: Tear-Away Label and Ribbed Knit Collar for shape retention.

• Style: Casual / Streetwear / Humor / TV Parody / Troll-core.

• Care: Machine Wash Cold (Max 30°C / 90°F), Tumble Dry Low.

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