Slick Lips Riot Pack: 4-Stick Street-Savage Lip Armor For Loudmouths & Nightwalkers

Your mouth has been through it—cheap bar air, festival dust, tour-bus AC, and whatever that gas-station coffee was. 

Slick Lips Riot Pack is your four-pack of carry-anywhere lip armor built for late shows, longer nights, and the kind of talking, shouting, singing, and kissing that would wreck regular balm.

Toss one in your jacket, one in your gig bag, one on the nightstand, and one “for emergencies” that mysteriously ends up with somebody else. Each Slick Lips stick goes on smooth, locks in moisture, and keeps your lips looking soft, glossy, and ready for trouble—without smelling like a cupcake or looking like you borrowed your cousin’s glitter gloss.

Tour rules apply: no dry lips on or off stage. You’re one twist away from crowd-surf-proof, photo-ready, kiss-approved lips any time you need them. The only real mistake is grabbing a single stick when you know damn well you’re going to “lose” at least two.

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Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee: If this four-pack doesn’t keep your lips smoother, softer, and more chaos-ready than your old gas-station chapstick, we’ll make it right. No drama, just better lips.

Specifications

• Brand: Lizard Vigilante

• Product Name: Slick Lips Riot Pack – 4-Stick High-Performance Lip Balm Kit

• What You Get:

  • 4 x Slick Lips lip balm sticks in one grab-and-go kit

• Product Type: Daily carry lip balm / lip protection pack

• Target Vibe: Rock show, dive bar, tour van, office renegade, late-night city walks

• Benefits:

  • Helps keep lips soft, smooth, and hydrated through long days and longer nights

  • Helps protect against dryness, cracking, and windburn

  • Designed for on-stage, off-stage, and backstage life

• Finish On Lips:

  • Smooth, clean finish

  • Subtle sheen, no high-gloss glitter circus

• Fragrance/Flavor Profile:

  • Cool, bold, and show-ready, built to pair with smoke machines and neon lights (exact profile customizable per your formula)

• How To Use Slick Lips:

  • Remove cap

  • Twist bottom

  • Slick those lips until they feel smooth and ready

  • Reapply as needed through the night, the gig, or the shift

• Best For:

  • Musicians, vocalists, bartenders, bouncers, baristas, skaters, night-shift legends, fly-by-night romantics

  • Anyone whose lips live in dry venues, loud rooms, hot lights, cold streets

• Carry Points:

  • Jacket pocket

  • Jeans pocket

  • Crossbody bag / sling bag

  • Gig bag / backpack

  • Car console, bathroom shelf, bedside table

• Use Frequency:

  • Daily, multiple times per day if needed

• Lifestyle Positioning:

  • Built for rock, metal, punk, alternative, streetwear, nightlife

  • Works just as hard in a boardroom as it does in a back alley after-party

• Packaging:

  • Stick format with twist-up bottom

  • Travel-friendly, TSA-friendly

• Gender:

  • Unisex, attitude-based, not label-based

• Collection Fit:

  • Part of the Lizard Vigilante grooming and stage-prep ecosystem

• Guarantee:

  • Backed by the Lizard Vigilante money-back guarantee

• Shipping:

  • Always free shipping, baked in, no nasty surprises at checkout