Felony Family Values | The Outlaw Edition Tee

Felony Family Values | The Outlaw Edition Tee

They say crime doesn’t pay, but this T-shirt begs to differ. Mom went to jail. You got the T-shirt. And honestly? It’s a pretty good trade.

The Felony Family Values Tee is for those who know that life isn’t just black and white—it’s got mugshots, court dates, and a killer wardrobe. Whether you're dodging drama or causing it, this 100% ring-spun cotton classic is soft enough for a courtroom confession and durable enough for a high-speed chase. Featuring double-stitched seams, this tee was made to survive late-night alibis, last-minute bail-outs, and the occasional street brawl.

Perfect for rock shows, parole hearings, and family reunions—because let’s be honest, sometimes they’re all the same thing.

⚡ Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remember—good lawyers are expensive, but good T-shirts last forever.

Specifications:

• Material: 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester | Dark Heather: 65% polyester, 35% cotton)

• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

• Durability: Double stitching on neckline & sleeves for extra resilience

• Comfort: Soft, breathable, and built for long nights and longer stories

• Fit: Quarter-turned to avoid center creases

• Ethically sourced: Made on demand, reducing waste & boosting badassery

• Origins: Sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala

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