BLOW ME! Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Blow Me! Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Some statements are polite.
This one isn’t here for that.

The Blow Me! Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt is blunt, unapologetic, and impossible to misread. It’s the kind of shirt that says exactly what you’re thinking so you don’t have to waste the energy. Equal parts humor and attitude, it hits hardest when worn casually—because confidence doesn’t need a costume.

Built from ultra-soft ring-spun cotton with a classic crew fit, this tee is lightweight enough for all-day wear and durable enough to survive repeated use in public situations that demand clarity. Clean construction, no side seams, and a collar that keeps its shape mean it wears just as well as it speaks.

It’s not aggressive.
It’s efficient.

Why It Hits Hard

Straightforward message with zero over-explanation
Soft, lightweight cotton that feels good year-round
Classic unisex fit that works anywhere you show up
Durable build that holds up through real wear
Funny, edgy, and impossible to ignore

Specifications

Material:
- Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
Fit: classic unisex fit
Neckline: crew
Construction:
- No side seams
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for durability
- Ribbed collar designed to resist curling
Label: pearlized tear-away label
Comfort: soft, breathable, lightweight
Ethics & Quality:
- Made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton
- Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality assurance