“Death Dribble: The Rug That Trains While You Bleed” By Lizard Vigilante — Not for the Couch Crowd.

“Death Dribble: The Rug That Trains While You Bleed”
By Lizard Vigilante — Not for the Couch Crowd.

You ever blast into your hallway like it’s the Champions League final… only to slip on some sad excuse for a mat and pull your dignity in front of your cat? Not anymore.

Meet the Death Dribble, the foldable anti-slip footwork mat forged for basement Messi wannabes, punk rock prodigies, and anyone who’s ever kicked a ball hard enough to break a window and not apologize.

Engineered by Lizard Vigilante under questionable safety conditions and even worse motivational slogans, this mat is your daily battlefield — a 60x90cm slab of polyester fury, drenched in football grit and bad decisions.

Whether you’re perfecting your fast feet between burritos or breaking ankles before breakfast, this rug’s got the grip, the attitude, and FREE TRAINING VIDEOS that will turn your hallway into a back-alley bootcamp.

We built it to give you control, to ignite your mission, to burn your limits and to put you in the game when no one else believed you'd even wake up.
It doesn’t just lie there. It dares you to try again.

🤘 CTA:
Buy this mat or stay the spectator your ex always said you were.

📏 SPECIFICATIONS:

• Brand: Lizard Vigilante

• Product Name: Football Training Mat Rug – Death Dribble Edition

• Material: Premium Polyester

• Size: 90cm long x 60cm wide

• Foldable: Yes – fold, roll, or slam it in a locker

• Color: As shown in image (print may cause sudden skill gains)

• Included:

  • 1x Football Training Mat

  • FREE Online Training Video Series (link via QR code in package)

• Use: Indoor & outdoor – hallway, porch, gym, bedroom, garage, kitchen

• Function: Anti-slip base for safe footwork training, decor killer, anti-basic

• Cleaning: Wipe or hose down – stain-resistant

• Origin: Mainland China

• Note: Manual measurement variance 1–2 cm; your ego may swell significantly.