For those who ghost with pride — and inherited skill.

Some people say ghosting is rude. We say it’s a family tradition. This hat celebrates your natural-born talent for disappearing from texts, plans, and emotional vulnerability. Featuring a smiling ghost and the proud proclamation, “Thanks, Dad!”, it’s the perfect accessory for anyone who values both comfort and avoidance.

Premium Otto Foam Front: soft enough to rest your weary, commitment-shy head.

Mesh Back: for breathability — because dodging people can get sweaty.

Adjustable Snapback: fits every type of ghost, from casual flaker to full-on vanish artist.

Wear it on dates, group chats, or anywhere you might need a quick exit.
👻 Ghost responsibly.