SLIME & RIFFS: Dimebag V-Style Shred Machine – Mahogany Hellcaster for Beginners Who Don’t Play Nice

This isn’t a guitar. It’s a weapon of loud destruction.

If Dimebag Darrell had a slime-drenched fever dream and left it on your doorstep, it’d look like this.

The “SLIME & RIFFS” V-Style Electric Guitar is built for beginners who already know they were born to headline. With a mahogany body and flame maple top, this thing doesn’t just growl—it screams like a jet engine lit on fire at a backyard show in 1997. The 22-fret rosewood fingerboard delivers warm, crunchy tones perfect for nailing Pantera-style dive bombs or botched solos you pretend were “experimental.”

From the moment you plug it in, you’ll feel the pull of something bigger—mastery, swagger, and the glorious chaos of pure self-expression. With free shipping, this green beast is just waiting to make your neighbors hate you.

Don’t wait for skill. Waits are for line-dancers. Plug in and get disrespectfully loud.

🧨 “You’re not buying a guitar. You’re buying an excuse to make everyone shut up and listen.”

✅ Full Specifications for "SLIME & RIFFS" Electric Guitar:

• Product Name: SLIME & RIFFS – Dimebag-Style Electric Guitar
• Body Shape: Dimebag / Dean V-Style
• Top Material: Flame Maple Top – eye-melting green finish
• Body Material: Mahogany – deep, warm resonance
• Back & Side Material: Mahogany
• Fingerboard Material: Rosewood – smooth playability
• Frets: 22 Jumbo Frets – for ripping solos and big bends
• Tone Position Markers: Classic dot inlays
• Bridge: Tune-O-Matic or similar – beginner friendly, stays in tune
• Finish Color: Nuclear Slime Green – high-impact gloss
• Neck Type: Bolt-on – fast action for shredding
• Pickup Configuration: Dual Humbuckers – brutal tones and clean crunch
• Controls: Volume, Tone, 3-Way Switch – simple, effective
• Hardware Color: Blacked Out – for stealth vibes
• Scale Length: 24.75"
• Suitable For: Beginners, budget shredders, collectors
• Included: Free Shipping, Boxed and Packed for Rock
• Origin: Mainland China
• Style: Heavy Metal, Hard Rock, Punk, Garage, Experimental Noise, Stage Destruction
• Audience: Teens, Adult Amateurs, Bedroom Shredders, Weekend Warriors, Angry Uncles