Crimpocalypse Tee – Boosh, Beats & Brawls in 100% Chaos Cotton

Because you weren’t born for silence.

The Crimpocalypse Tee brings the absurd genius of the Mighty Boosh straight into the mosh pit of pop culture chaos. One part psychedelic gorilla slap, one part late-night sketch fever dream, and all parts legendary — this shirt doesn’t “reference” a TV show… it summons it.

Stitched from 100% premium chaos-grade cotton, this shirt is softer than a moon shaman’s whisper and breathable enough for garage raves, rooftop riots, or awkward conversations with Noel Fielding’s ghost. The screen-printed “Crimp Days” graphic lands somewhere between street art and interdimensional fan fiction — which, coincidentally, is the exact vibe you’re going for.

Whether you're club-hopping through Camden or binge-watching Boosh until 3AM while quoting Naboo, this is armor for weirdos with taste. Live crimp. Die loud.

CTA:

Buy it now — or risk being remembered as the guy in a plain tee at the zoo rave.

GTA / Heavy Metal Short Story Element:

You wore this to a gig once. The band stopped mid-set, pointed at your shirt, and crimped your name into the mic. The power went out. No one’s sure what dimension that gig ended in.

Complete Specifications:

Product Name: Crimpocalypse Tee – Crimp Days Mighty Boosh Shirt
Brand Name: UVRCOS
SKUNB: ZWM5crimp days 5725
Origin: Mainland China (CN: Fujian)
Material: 100% Premium Cotton
Other Materials (Trace Blend): Silk, Polyester, Bamboo Fiber, Modal, Cashmere, Wool, Lycra, Nylon, Linen, Acetate, Viscose, Polyamide, Acrylic, Spandex, Rayon, Microfiber
Fabric Type: Broadcloth
Fit: Regular fit
Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve (4–16 inch)
Sleeve Style: Standard
Neckline: O-Neck
Pattern Type: Printed (TV Character / Cartoon Inspired)
Design Theme: TV, Anime, Music, Comedy, Pop Culture, Band, Flag, Funny, Sport
Color Options: Blue, Navy Blue, Red, Dark Grey, Black, White, Yellow, Green, Grey, Purple
Gender: Men / Women / Unisex
Style: Casual, Streetwear, Hip-Hop, European
Tops Type: T-Shirts / Tees
Season: Spring and Summer
Scene: Parties, Festivals, Music Events, TV Marathons
Eco Features: Breathable, Anti-Wrinkle, Comfortable, Soft, Eco-friendly
Custom Option: Personality & Company Logo Customization Available
Wash Instructions: Hand Wash Recommended
For Gift: Perfect for Boyfriends, Father's Day, Comedy Fans, TV Lovers
Age Group: Men, Women, Adult, Guys, Youth
Semi_Choice: Yes
Personality Rating: Legendary