DOG PARENT Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Dog Parent Ride Or Die Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

Some people have hobbies.
You have a dog and a reputation.

The Dog Parent Ride Or Die Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt is for anyone whose life schedule, bank account, and camera roll are completely controlled by a four-legged legend. It’s funny without trying, comfortable enough for all-day wear, and sharp enough to work anywhere you show up pretending you’re not covered in dog hair.

Made from ultra-soft ring-spun cotton with a classic crew fit, this tee holds up through walks, chaos, couch naps, and late-night snack negotiations. Clean lines, no side seams, and reinforced shoulders mean it wears easy and lasts longer than most excuses to leave the house.

You don’t just own a dog.
You’re on the team.

Why It Hits Hard

Soft, lightweight cotton that feels good all year
Classic fit that works casual, semi-formal, or accidental plans
Durable construction that survives real life
Funny message without looking like a novelty shirt
Built for walks, errands, hangouts, and loyalty flexing

Specifications

Material:
- Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Fabric Weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
Fit: classic unisex fit
Neckline: crew
Construction:
- No side seams
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape for durability
- Ribbed collar to prevent curling
Label: pearlized tear-away label
Comfort: soft, breathable, all-day wear
Ethics & Quality:
- Made with ethically grown US cotton
- Member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol
- Oeko-Tex certified for safety and quality