Nordic Throw Blanket – Heavy Stitch Geometric Sofa Tapestry for Home, Camp, and Chaos Nights

The Nordic Throw Blanket isn’t your grandma’s cozy cover — it’s comfort forged in rebellion. Woven for the wild and restless, this heavyweight geometric blanket doubles as a sofa drape, stage rug, camping shield, or crash pad for those who live loud and rest rarely.

The cotton-poly blend hits that sweet spot between softness and strength, perfect for movie marathons, midnight jams, or blackout recovery after the encore.

Each tassel is a statement. Each stitch, a story. Wrap it around your shoulders like a cloak of defiance, toss it over your couch like a backstage dressing sheet, or drag it to the woods for your next off-grid ritual — this blanket doesn’t judge. It just rocks.

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SPECIFICATIONS

• Brand Name: Lizard Vigilante  

• Product Name: Nordic Throw Blanket

• Applicable Sofa: Accent Chair, Loveseat, or Full Couch

• Function Type: Half Cover (Multi-Functional)

• Anti-Slip: Yes

• Material: Cotton Thread + 100% Polyester Fiber

• Main Fabric Ingredient: Cotton (High Thread Count 350TC)

• Fabric Style: Brushed Soft Finish

• Fabric Construction: 350TC Tight Weave

• Craft of Weaving: Tat (Durable Quilted Texture)

• Process Technique: Quilting

• Fabric Care Instructions: Machine Wash, Gentle Cycle, Cold Water

• Season: Fall and Winter – Heavy Warmth, Light Weight

• Style: Nordic / Geometric / Heavy-Metal Bohemian

• Production: Sofa Towel / Multi-Purpose Blanket

• Waterproof: No

• Origin: Mainland China

• CN: Zhejiang

Sizes Available:

• 110×130 cm (Compact Throw)

• 130×170 cm (Couch Coverage)

• 130×200 cm (Full Blanket Mode)

Use Cases:
Sofa Cover, Camping Blanket, Bedspread, Picnic Mat, Home Decor, Stage Tapestry, Tent Ornament, Piano Cover

Features:
Anti-Slip Grip Texture, Fade-Resistant Colors, Tassel Edge Finish, Breathable Cotton-Poly Blend, Shrink-Resistant (2-3%)

Washing Notes:
Wash dark and light colors separately • Gentle cycle below 30 °C • Air dry only – no bleach • Initial shedding is normal and fades after a few washes

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EXTRA DETAILS

Material: Cotton thread + polyester fiber
Uses: Can be used as full-cover sofa cover, towel, chair cover, carpet, camping blanket, picnic mat, decorative throw, bedside or piano drape.
Washing Note:

1. Soak briefly; keep water below 30 °C; gentle wool/hand cycle.

2. Do not bleach.

3. Wash dark & light separately (2–3 % shrinkage possible).

4. Air-dry in a ventilated place.
   Note: Some floating fibers during early washes are normal — not hair loss, just thread rebellion.

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