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Retro Pager Riot Mini Bumpboxx Bluetooth Speaker
Retro Pager Riot Mini Bumpboxx Bluetooth Speaker
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Retro Pager Riot Mini Bumpboxx Bluetooth Speaker
You used to get bad news on a pager. Now you get louder music. Upgrade accepted.
The Retro Pager Riot Mini takes an original old-school pager mold and stuffs it full of ridiculous sound, long battery life, and pure chaos energy. Clip this thing to your belt, bag, lanyard, car visor—whatever—and suddenly you’re walking around like a 1997 drug kingpin with a 2025 sound system.
Hit play and the Bumpboxx Retro Pager absolutely swings above its weight class, spitting out huge sound from a body the size of a snack. With Bluetooth, Aux-in, TF slot, and hands-free phone call mode, it’s basically your pocket command center. Need light? It’s got an LED. Need it to survive your lifestyle? It’s rocking an IPX6 water-resistant rating, so splash, sweat, and random rainstorms don’t scare it.
You get around 7 hours of play time and up to 21 days of standby, which is more commitment than half the people you’ve dated. Clip it and forget it—until your track drops and everyone looks around like, “Where the hell is that sound coming from?” Answer: your retro pager, obviously.
Specifications
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Product Name: Retro Pager Riot Mini Bumpboxx Bluetooth Speaker
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Design Theme: Original old-school pager mold with modern audio hardware
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Category: Ultra-portable Bluetooth speaker with clip-on design
Sound & Performance
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Audio Output: Powerful, high-impact sound for such a compact unit
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Use Case: Music playback, podcasts, voice notes, phone calls on the go
Battery & Power
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Play Time: Up to 7 hours of continuous play
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Standby Time: Up to 21 days
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Usage Style: All-day carry, quick-hit sessions, daily commute, work, and workouts
Connectivity & Controls
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Bluetooth: Wireless connection to phones, tablets, and compatible devices
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Aux-In: Aux-in input for wired playback
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TF Slot: TF card slot for direct music storage playback
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Hands-Free Calling: Functions as a hands-free device to answer phone calls
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LED Light: Integrated LED light for quick visibility and vibe-setting
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Onboard Controls: Play, pause, volume, call control, pairing
Durability & Protection
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Water Resistance: IPX6 rating – highly water-resistant, splash and rain ready
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Build: Rugged compact shell meant for daily wear-and-tear
Form Factor & Mounting
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Pager Mold: Retro pager-style body
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Clip: Clip-on design – attach to belts, straps, bags, lanyards, and gear
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Portability: Ultra-light, ultra-portable, always-on-you sound gadget
Lifestyle & Vibe
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Aesthetic: Blast from the past pager look with modern rock/metal/punk-friendly sound
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Ideal Scenes: Concert lines, festivals, skate parks, job sites, bike rides, commutes, late-night walks, warehouse shifts
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🔊📟⚡ Add To Cart Before Everyone Else Figures Out They Can Wear Their Speaker Like Contraband And You’re The Only One Still Holding Your Phone Up Like A Civilian. ⚡📟🔊
