Aftermath Rinse And Razor Kit: 16oz Organic Body Wash And 8oz Organic Shave Soap For War-Torn Skin

You went twelve rounds with the world today—on the job, in the gym, in traffic, in your own head. The Aftermath Rinse And Razor Kit is what waits for you in the bathroom like a five-star war bunker: one 16 Ounce Bottle Of Organic Body Wash and one 8 Ounce Container Of Organic Shave Soap, built for people who live loud, move fast, and still want their skin to show up on camera tomorrow.

Hit the shower, pop the top, and pour out a metric slickton of organic body wash. It blasts sweat, street, and stage grime right off your skin while keeping you feeling clean, sharp, and ready for the next heist life throws at you. Then you load up the Organic Shave Soap—with or without a brush—and carve clean lines into that chaos-face like it’s a limited-edition vinyl pressing. Smooth neck, clean cheeks, razor glide that feels like someone finally respected your follicles.

This is shower hardware for drummers, dock guys, bartenders, bouncers, coders on three hours of sleep—anyone who wants their skin soft enough to touch and tough enough to handle another round tomorrow. Kits like this don’t sit around. They vanish into gym bags, go-bags, and road cases the second people realize they’re tired of drugstore mystery goo.

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Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee: If this combo doesn’t make your showers feel cleaner, smoother, and way more cinematic than your old bargain-bin soap, we’ll make it right. No excuses, just payback.

Specifications

• Brand: Lizard Vigilante

• Product Name: Aftermath Rinse And Razor Kit – 16oz Organic Body Wash And 8oz Organic Shave Soap

• Kit Includes:

  • 1 x 16 Ounce Bottle Of Organic Body Wash

  • 1 x 8 Ounce Container Of Organic Shave Soap

• Type: Full-body cleansing and shaving combo kit

• Core Vibe: Heavy-metal grooming, GTA-style bathroom ritual, everyday grind-ready

• Body Wash Size: 16 fl oz

• Shave Soap Size: 8 oz

• Formulation Theme: Organic-focused formulas designed for daily use

• Body Wash Use Instructions:

  • Pop the top

  • Dispense a metric slickton onto your palm (amount will vary based on body size and grime level)

  • Lather across skin from neck to toes

  • Rinse off thoroughly with warm water

• Shave Soap – How To Use Without A Brush:

  • Wet the planned area for shaving with warm water

  • Use fingertips to scoop out a small amount of shave soap

  • Apply the soap directly to the area to be shaved

  • In a circular motion, lather to cover the entire shaving zone

  • Shave with your preferred razor and rinse

• Shave Soap – How To Use With A Brush:

  • Wet your brush and the planned shaving area with warm water

  • In a circular motion, gently start lathering your brush in the shave soap container

  • Once your desired amount of rich lather is achieved, use your brush to apply the soap to the area to be shaved

  • Cover the entire area with a thin, even layer of shave soap

  • Shave and rinse thoroughly

• Skin Feel – Body Wash:

  • Designed to leave skin feeling clean, refreshed, and ready to go again

• Skin Feel – Shave Soap:

  • Crafted to provide slick razor glide and post-shave comfort when used properly

• Target Users:

  • Combat-sport athletes, gym lifers, touring musicians, night-shift workers, creators, gamers, office punks, anyone who wants a hard-working body wash and shave combo in one kit

• Use Occasions:

  • Daily showers, pre-show shave, pre-date clean-up, post-training clean-off, travel and tour grooming

• Lifestyle Positioning:

  • Built for alt rock, metal, punk, hardcore, streetwear, and Hollywood-attitude grooming rituals

• Gender:

  • Unisex – made for faces and bodies that live loud, not labels

• Placement:

  • Shower caddy, gym bag, tour case, carry-on, locker room shelf

• Guarantee:

  • Protected by the Lizard Vigilante money-back guarantee

• Shipping:

  • Always free shipping baked into the price, no checkout ambush