Starburst Mini Thump Ultra Loud Bluetooth Speaker

Starburst Mini Thump Ultra Loud Bluetooth Speaker

Starburst Mini Thump Ultra Loud Bluetooth Speaker By Lizard Vigilante

You’re hovering over the buy button thinking:
“Is it really that loud? Is it worth another speaker? Is it just hype in a plastic box?”

Cool. Let’s talk about ruining every phone speaker you’ve ever heard.

The Starburst Mini Thump is for people who are done pretending a tiny tin-can Bluetooth box is “good enough.” This is Ultra Loud, Ultra Light, Ultra Fresh—our lightest, smallest model that still hits like a drunk sound system in a stolen hatchback. Only 7 pounds, easy to grab with one hand, but the second you hit play it’s all bass, bark, and bad decisions.

You’re worried it won’t be loud enough?
There’s a rear bass radiator kicking low-end like a double-kick pedal, pushing room-filling volume through a full-range driver tuned for clear mids and crisp highs.

You’re worried it’s not worth it because you “already have a speaker”?
Does your current one run TWS Wireless Pairing for true left/right stereo, Bluetooth + USB, and travel easily from dorm to garage to rooftop without sounding like a sad phone in a cup?

You’re worried you won’t use it enough?
If you host parties, pregame anywhere, skate, camp, work in a shop, game, or just like your music loud enough to feel in your teeth—you will. Your friends will “forget” theirs and start asking, “You bringing the Starburst?”

You’re not just buying a speaker. You’re buying portable show energy that follows you everywhere you go.

Always Free Shipping.

Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee: If the Starburst Mini Thump doesn’t instantly embarrass your old speaker and make every hangout feel like a tiny venue, send it back—full refund, no soft-rock interrogation.

Specifications

• Product Name: Starburst Mini Thump Ultra Loud Bluetooth Speaker

• Tagline: Ultra Loud, Ultra Light, Ultra Fresh personal sound weapon

• Weight:

  • Approx. 7 lb – ultra light, easy to carry and move

• Form Factor:

  • Compact, portable speaker for personal use and parties

  • Small enough for tight setups, big enough to own the room

• Sound System:

  • Full-range driver for clear mids and highs

  • Rear bass radiator for punchy, deep low-end impact

  • Tuned for room-filling volume in small to medium spaces

• Loudness & Performance:

  • Engineered for high-output sound

  • Built to make playlists hit harder than phone speakers and toy boxes

• Color Options:

  • Multiple color choices to match your rig, mood, or outfit

• Pairing Tech:

  • TWS Wireless Pairing between two units

  • True stereo mode – left/right channel for wider, bigger sound

• Connectivity:

  • Bluetooth wireless audio streaming from phones, tablets, laptops

  • USB input for plug-and-play music from drives and compatible devices

• Controls:

  • Onboard buttons for power, volume, track control, pairing mode

  • LED indicators for power and Bluetooth status

• Portability:

  • Small footprint, built to travel

  • Perfect for backpacks, car trunks, carry-on chaos, and cramped spaces

• Use Cases:

  • House parties & pregame rituals

  • Dorm room chaos & shared housing sound wars

  • Garage jams & shop tunes

  • Skate park sessions & tailgates

  • Camping trips & campfires

  • Rooftop hangs & balcony shows

  • Bedroom mosh practice

  • Office mutiny background music (after hours… probably)

• Power:

  • Rechargeable or plug-in configuration (model-dependent)

  • Designed for extended listening sessions

• Design Vibe:

  • Alternative rock / metal / punk show energy

  • Clean mini-brick profile with loud, no-nonsense attitude

• Audience:

  • Metalheads, punks, skaters, gamers, DJs, playlist tyrants

  • Anyone who thinks “too loud” is a myth

  • People tired of apologizing for weak speakers

Always Free Shipping

Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee: If the Starburst Mini Thump Ultra Loud Bluetooth Speaker doesn’t make your space sound like your own personal venue, you get your money back—no small talk, no guilt.

🔊⚡ Add To Cart Before You Talk Yourself Into “Maybe My Phone Speaker Is Fine” And Regret It At The Next Hangout. ⚡🔊