“Starman Hits the Pavement” David Bowie Vintage Tee – Loud Threads for Time-Bending Legends (Limited Drop for Earth-Infiltrators Only)

“Starman Hits the Pavement” David Bowie Vintage Tee – Loud Threads for Time-Bending Legends (Limited Drop for Earth-Infiltrators Only)

You didn't crash-land in 2025 to wear basics.
You came down in flames, wearing glam, wired into satellites, and ready to flip this sleepy planet on its axis. This isn’t just a David Bowie shirt—it’s mission gear for the stylishly unhinged, the subversive romantics, the glam-space renegades who traded Ziggy for zero apologies.

The "Starman Hits the Pavement" Bowie Tee is crafted from 100% pure cotton and printed in radioactive cool. Oversized for comfort, loud by design, and blessed by the ghost of glam gods, this tee throws casual into a wormhole and teleports you directly into street legend status.

It’s more than a graphic. It’s a signal to the others.

🔥 This is a limited transmission. Once they’re gone, they're gone—like Stardust in the wind. Buy now or orbit in regret.

📏 SPECIFICATIONS:

• Brand: Lizard Vigilante  

• Design: From Mars – David Bowie Inspired Print

• Material: 100% Cotton

• Fabric Type: Broadcloth

• Fit Type: Regular

• Gender: Men (Unisex fit)

• Sleeve Length: Short (4–16 inches)

• Collar: Classic O-Neck

• Closure: Pull-On

• Item Type: Tops – Tees

• Style: Casual, Rockstar Retro, Streetwear

• Season: All Seasons (Spring, Summer, Autumn, Layerable Winter)

• Hooded: No

• Pattern Type: Graphic Print

• Applicable Scene: Casual, Concert, Street, Lounge, Festival

• Origin: Mainland China (CN: Fujian)

• Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out recommended

• Sizes (Length in cm/in):

  • S: 48 cm / 18.90 in

  • M: 52 cm / 20.47 in

  • L: 56 cm / 22.05 in

  • XL: 60 cm / 23.62 in

  • XXL: 64 cm / 25.20 in

  • XXXL: 68 cm / 26.77 in

  • 4XL: 72 cm / 28.35 in

  • 5XL: 76 cm / 29.92 in

  • 6XL: 80 cm / 31.50 in

🧠 Four Drives (Hidden in Plain Sight):

• Autonomy: Choose your universe. Earth rules optional.

• Mastery: Repping Bowie isn't cosplay—it's fluency in the intergalactic dialect of icons.

• Purpose: Not just fashion—this is cultural time travel with intention.

• Recognition: Oversized, limited edition drop—seen only on legends in orbit.

🎸 Real Talk:
Bowie didn’t wait for permission. Neither should you.
This tee is a wormhole into legendary status. Buy it. Wear it. Own the myth.