Neck Wrecker 6-Wheel Massacre Massager – Tour-Grade Tension Slayer for Rockstars, Gamers & Office Warriors

🎸 You ever headbang so hard your spine starts filing complaints? Whether you're surviving your 9-to-5 grind or your last wall-of-death pit, Lizard Vigilante’s Neck Wrecker 6-Wheel Massacre Massager is here to grind the stress out of your vertebrae like a backstage roadie with a bone to pick.

No power, no wires—just pure mechanical mayhem. Inspired by the grit of underground metal shows and the chaos of Los Santos traffic jams, this thing rolls over your neck, back, and waist like a tour bus with no brakes. Pop it in your bag and go full spinal therapy mode between band sets, boss fights, or bathroom breaks. You’ve suffered long enough—now roll the pain away, analog style.

Backed by the four unsaid drives:

• Autonomy? You control the pressure—this isn’t some AI robot with feelings.

• Mastery? You'll learn the angles and tension points like tuning a vintage amp.

• Purpose? Because no one deserves to live stiff and sore.

• Belonging? Every metalhead, streamer, and desk zombie is rolling this backstage.

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SPECIFICATIONS:

• Product Name: Neck Wrecker 6-Wheel Massacre Manual Cervical Massager

• Material: Premium ABS plastic (Built to take a beating, not give one)

• Color: Electric Blue Swan Design

• Type: Manual, non-electronic (no batteries, no excuses)

• Features:

  • Six Rolling Wheels for deep tissue pressure

  • Targeted cervical, back, and waist relief

  • Lightweight and portable for travel or tour

  • Ergonomic grip for easy self-use

  • Durable design for long-term neck warfare

• Use Cases: Gaming marathons, tour recovery, post-gig cooldown, office survival, shoulder & neck decompression

• Dimensions: Compact and handheld (fits in most backpacks or guitar cases)

• Includes: 1 × Neck Wrecker Massager

• Safety Notes: Use with correct posture, adjust pressure based on comfort, avoid overstretching neck, and consult if symptoms persist