The year is 1984.

Parents are terrified. Pastors are preaching fire and brimstone. News anchors warn that dice are a gateway to damnation.

Meanwhile, in dimly lit basements, kids are having the times of their lives.

The Satanic Panic t-shirt captures the paranoia, hysteria, and absurdity of the 1980s moral crusade against Dungeons & Dragons. The headlines screamed “D&D is corrupting the youth.” Now, decades later, we see they were right but we don't gaf.

This isn’t just a design. It’s history. It’s satire. It’s a flex.

Back in the 80s, they burned books and banned dice. Now, we wear the panic like a badge of honor.

Wear this shirt and let them know the game never stopped. The devil didn't win. And yeah, we’re still ready to play.