Crashed on the Couch – VH Red White Black & Blue Velveteen Blanket

Ever passed out mid-guitar solo in a room still echoing with power chords? Crashed on the Couch is the blanket you didn’t know your tour bus, gaming lair, or blackout-cave needed. Designed for cold nights, hot riffs, and that “too-tired-to-care-but-still-look-cool” energy, this Van Halen-inspired Red White Black & Blue velveteen throw doesn’t just warm your bones—it wraps your existence in unapologetic rock legend vibes.

This isn’t a blanket for brunch people. It’s for those who burn the midnight oil, hit replay 37 times, and wake up tangled in USB cables, drumsticks, and Spotify recommendations. Whether you're soloing your way through heartbreak or recharging after dropping heat in the studio, this medium-heavy-weight masterpiece brings arena-level softness to your down time.

Print hits hard on one side. The rest is pure softness. Sleep loud, look louder.

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Buy it now. Because who said emotional damage can’t come with premium fabric and face-melting design?

Specifications:
• Material: 100% polyester (SPOKE) OR 83% polyester / 17% spandex blend (Miami Sublimation)
• Sizes Available:
– Small: 30x40”
– Medium: 50x60”
– Large: 60x80”
• Print: One-sided high-definition sublimation print in Red, White, Black & Blue rock colors
• Back Side: Unprinted, soft velveteen fabric
• Texture: Ultra-soft to touch, medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²)
• Shrinkage/Size Tolerance: May vary up to 3" shorter due to production variance
• Use Case: Couch binging, late-night music sessions, gifts for bandmates or that fan who still wears wristbands unironically
• Washing: Cold wash, tumble dry low, no bleach, no regrets