Before Quest, Long Rest.

You're a wizard, bard, cleric, druid, not warlock so much, sorcerers not quite as much—someone who needs their damn spell slots. But the world doesn’t respect your need for eight uninterrupted hours, two cups of tea, and at least an hour for meticulous sorting and inventorying of spell components. They want answers. They want action. They want fireballs. But you’re out of slots, out of patience, and out of f*cks to give.

It’s not just about gameplay—it’s about boundaries. You can’t conjure arcane brilliance or bring the idiots back from the brink of death without a proper long rest. If your party doesn’t respect that, well… maybe they need a little reminder. A nostalgic reminder pulled straight from the days when rewinding a VHS tape earned you moral high ground.

This design revives the unmistakable Blockbuster Video aesthetic and retools it for spell-slingers. It’s retro. It’s magical. It’s the quiet plea of every exhausted caster: let me nap before we storm the tomb of the lost whatever.

Printed on soft, enchantment-grade cotton. Unisex fit. Built to survive long rests, short rests, and watching Willow on VHS until the tape warps.

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Before Quest… Long Rest.