You didn’t choose this blanket. It chose you. Midnight black and shattered-white streaks channel the Van Halen fury straight into your living room—because basic throws are for basic people.

Velvet Carnage is no ordinary blanket. It’s the backstage pass to comfort you didn’t know you were missing. Whether you're crashing after a 2AM solo or queueing up your next GTA rampage, this luxuriously soft, ultra-vivid blanket wraps around you like a power chord hugging your spine.

We printed it loud so you could live louder. Throw it on your couch, bed, or over your gear like it's backstage at The Whiskey. From tour bus to couch crash, this thing goes hard.

And yeah—it does make a savage gift. Especially for that bandmate who still thinks cold is a personality trait.

⚡ Premium plush velveteen fabric – soft enough to make you cancel your plans
🖤 Van Halen-inspired black & white print – bold, graphic, chaotic-good
🔥 Three sizes – 30x40", 50x60", 60x80" – because every rockstar lounges different
🪶 Medium heavyweight feel – 8.85 oz/yd² of no-regrets coziness
🎯 Vibrant high-detail one-sided print – designed to turn heads, not blend in
🌡️ Year-round savage comfort – Netflix, nap, or Nirvana? Up to you
🧬 Fabric Composition – 100% polyester (SPOKE) OR 83% polyester + 17% spandex (Miami Sublimation) for stretch that flexes with your downtime
📦 Slight size variations may occur (up to 3") – we’re rebels, not robots

Rock Show Spec Sheet:
• Material Options:
  - SPOKE: 100% polyester
  - Miami Sublimation: 83% polyester, 17% spandex
• Sizes Available: 30x40", 50x60", 60x80"
• Design Print Area: One-sided full print
• Print Quality: High-resolution, ultra-vibrant digital print
• Fabric Weight: Medium-heavyweight (8.85 oz/yd² or 300 g/m²), may vary slightly
• Care Instructions: Machine washable, low tumble dry, do not bleach
• Origin: Manufactured using premium sublimation printing

Funny Rockstar Story CTA (GTA/Metal Vibes):
You roll out of bed at noon. Your amp's still buzzing from last night. There’s an empty pizza box on your pedalboard, and you’re pretty sure your cat learned how to slap bass. You reach for the Velvet Carnage. Game paused. World muted. Life just got soft AF.

Add it to your gear. Before your drummer steals it.