🚧 "Red River" Survival Tee
Because Sometimes, You Just Gotta Off-Road 🛞💨

Looking for a shirt that says “I’m practical, a little twisted, and not afraid to take the scenic route”? Boom. This tee’s for you. Featuring a bold back graphic and a cheeky front pocket hit, this shirt lays down the law in backwoods logic and unapologetic humor.

💡 Translation (for city folk):
When nature’s got a monthly rerouting issue, you take the alternate path—no shame, no traffic, just detours and dirt.

🌲 Features:

• Large “life advice” graphic on the back for max visibility

• Front pocket print: because subtlety is for amateurs

• Ideal for campers, comedians, and folks who aren’t afraid of a little mud

• Guaranteed to spark laughs—or awkward silence

Whether you’re trailblazing or just being way too real, this tee’s got your back(side). 💥