“Rizz ’Em with the ’Tism” Trucker Hat

Looking to boost your charisma without saying a word? This hat has you covered—literally.

• Instant Rizz Buff: Slap this on your head and watch conversations level up faster than your KD in a bot lobby.

• Premium Foam Fabric: Cushions your brain while you cook up witty one-liners.

• Built-In Icebreaker: Forget awkward intros—your hat is the punchline.

• One Size Fits Most: Whether you’ve got a big brain or just a big ego, this snapback adjusts for max drip.

Perfect for:
✔️ Talking your way into free fries at McDonald’s
✔️ Impressing strangers at gas stations
✔️ Confusing your parents

Warning: Side effects may include unsolicited compliments, questionable DMs, and becoming the designated “funny friend” forever.

Rizz responsibly. 🧢✨