Alternate Reality Got Kush Dimension-Bender Tee

Alternate Reality Got Kush Dimension-Bender Tee

Some shirts get compliments.
This one opens portals.

Throw it on and suddenly you’re drifting through an alternate timeline where every streetlight flickers, every alley looks suspicious, and every stranger assumes you’re the type of guy who hotboxed a wormhole behind a Lizard Vigilante concert venue.

You’re not “wearing a shirt”…
You’re broadcasting your multiversal weed credentials.

Smoke billows from nowhere.
Time slows.
Gravity negotiates.
People turn and whisper:
“Bro… did he just phase through reality?”

This tee is for the stoner philosophers, the cosmic wanderers, the chaos travelers, and the dudes who absolutely WOULD spark up in another dimension if the opportunity presented itself.

It’s wild.
It’s loud.
It’s stupidly funny.
And it hits harder than a celestial bong rip from Universe 420-B.

Hit Add To Cart Before Someone Else Warps Into Your Timeline Wearing It And Steals Your Entire Multiverse Vibe.

• Material: Classic 5.5 oz 100% cotton — soft, breathable, stable
• Fabric: Preshrunk so your alternate realities never shrink
• Construction: Shoulder-to-shoulder self jersey neck tape
• Stitching: Double-needle bottom & sleeve hems for long-term stability
• Sides: Seamless for smooth, clean comfort
• Fit: Men’s standard tee — everyday wear, smoke-session approved
• Graphic: High-impact “Got Kush / Alternate Reality” design
• Vibe: Heavy metal, stoner humor, chaotic multiverse swagger
• Ideal For: Festivals, smoke circles, rooftops, road trips, questionable decisions
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Guarantee: Covered by the Lizard Vigilante money-back guarantee
• Bonus: Always free shipping