⚡ MOUNT AND DEW ME – Trucker Hat

The Citrus-Soaked Call to Action You Didn’t Know You Needed

Loud, bright, and zero chill! This hat is a walking innuendo wrapped in 80s energy and unapologetic fun. The “Mount and Dew Me” trucker hat doesn’t whisper; it screams. Whether you’re cracking cans, cracking jokes, or just looking to stir up some trouble, this neon green masterpiece will get the job done.

Design Features:

• Neon slime-green foam front with bold parody-style lettering

• Breathable mesh back for all-day party comfort

• Crisp, clean white and black graphic that pops harder than your weekend plans

Details:

• OTTO brand, known for high-quality truckers

• Structured high crown and premium foam fabric

• One-size-fits-most with snapback closure

• Terry cloth sweatband to keep things dry when it gets steamy

Perfect for festivals, lake days, bachelor parties, or just making the grocery run a little more inappropriate.

Warning: May cause spontaneous soda references, or a spike in your friend group’s energy levels. Hydration not included.