Slapstik Magnetic Riot LED Bluetooth Speaker By Lizard Vigilante

Slapstik Magnetic Riot LED Bluetooth Speaker By Lizard Vigilante

Your phone speaker is cute. The Slapstik Magnetic Riot is a weapon.

You slap this magnetic Bluetooth speaker onto a fridge, gym rack, tool chest, car hood, metal rail, or lamp post, and suddenly the whole scene has a soundtrack. Magnetic sound. Portable pulse. It locks on, cranks up, and dares gravity to say something.

Rain? Sprinklers? Spilled beer? The weather-resistant build shrugs and keeps the riffs coming. You get high-quality audio for riffs, breakdowns, podcasts, and trash-talking group calls with the built-in speakerphone. Up to 12 hours of battery life means it outlasts your workout, your shift, and your “one drink” night that turned into a saga.

Hit the LED light and now you’re running a tiny light show: tent glow, balcony neon, garage vibe upgrade. Clip it to your life, forget it’s there, then remember when the chorus hits and the wall starts humming.

You want loud, slick, and stupidly convenient? Slapstik Magnetic Riot is the pocket-sized roadie you’ve always needed.

Specifications

• Product Name: Slapstik Magnetic Riot LED Bluetooth Speaker

• Tagline: Magnetic sound, portable pulse, built for loud modern life

Design & Build

• Mounting: Magnetic base for easy attachment to metal surfaces (fridge, racks, rails, tools, gear)

• Form Factor: Ultra-portable compact Bluetooth speaker

• Durability: Weather-resistant build – suitable for wet or rainy conditions

Audio & Sound

• Audio Quality: High-quality, full-range sound for music, podcasts, and calls

• Use Mode: Great for personal listening, small-group hangs, and ambient background audio

Battery & Power

• Battery Life: Up to 12 hours of playtime on a single charge (usage-dependent)

• Use Case: All-day adventures, gym sessions, commuting, camping, chill nights

Connectivity & Features

• Wireless: Bluetooth connectivity to phones, tablets, and compatible devices

• Speakerphone: Built-in speakerphone for hands-free calling

• LED Light: Integrated vibrant LED light to illuminate surroundings and set the mood

• Controls: Onboard controls for volume, playback, pairing, and light mode

Lifestyle & Use Cases

• Perfect For:

  • Outdoor adventures, camping, hiking breaks

  • Garage projects, home gyms, workshops

  • Tailgates, patios, balconies, park hangs

  • Kitchen cooking sessions, showers (away from direct submersion), chill bedside vibes

• Audience: Music lovers, culture curators, skaters, gym rats, DIY freaks, road trip goblins

General

• Category: Portable magnetic LED Bluetooth speaker

• Vibe: Alternative rock, metal, punk show energy in a tiny, go-anywhere unit

Always Free Shipping.

Lizard Vigilante Money-Back Guarantee: If the Slapstik Magnetic Riot LED Bluetooth Speaker doesn’t hit harder than your phone speaker and become your favorite “stick it anywhere and blast it” toy, send it back—full refund, no quiet-energy interrogation.

🔊🧲⚡ Add To Cart Before Your Next Session Is Weirdly Silent And You’re Stuck Listening To Life At Default Volume. ⚡🧲🔊