I Was Sober For 11 Years Then I Turned 12 Chaos Mode Party Tee

Some people ease into adulthood.
You didn’t — you crashed through the door like a drunk side character in a Lizard Vigilante cutscene.

For 11 years, you lived clean.
Pure.
Innocent.
Then the clock struck 12… and suddenly bars, bartenders, and bad decisions opened their arms like glowing side quests in a GTA map.

This shirt captures that moment —
that glorious, chaotic “legal now, deal with it” explosion of energy.
It hits with the attitude of a guitar solo that catches fire mid-riff, sending sparks into the crowd while the drummer screams, “SEND IT!”

Wear it to parties, bars, festivals, rooftops, dive bars, cookouts, and anywhere you want people to look at you and say:
“Yeah… that tracks.”

This isn’t a tee.
It’s a 12th birthday that never ended.

Add To Cart Before Someone Else Wears It First And Becomes The Official Life-Of-The-Party You Were Destined To Be.

• Material: Premium soft cotton blend for superior comfort
• Fit: Unisex (S–XXL) — looks killer on every body
• Graphic: Bold, high-contrast print made to survive nights you won’t remember
• Feel: Breathable, lightweight, smooth
• Stitching: Double-needle hems for long-term toughness
• Vibe: Party chaos, rock-show humor, GTA-level confidence
• Perfect For: Bars, birthdays, festivals, concerts, wild weekends
• Durability: Fade-resistant, crack-resistant, hangover-resistant
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out
• Guarantee: Fully covered by the Lizard Vigilante money-back guarantee
• Bonus: Always free shipping