Baphomet Drip: The Cult Classic Goat Shirt Satan Wears on His Day Off

This ain’t your average tee. This is THE shirt you wear when you’re done people-pleasing and ready to piss off your HOA, your pastor, and that dude who still uses the word “edgy” like it’s an insult. Rock it at the next show, summon suspicious glances at brunch, or vibe solo with your favorite black metal vinyl.

THE TALE:
Late one L.A. night, after a botched séance and 4 cans of Monster, a goat-headed demigod crashed a punk gig in a basement under Sunset. The crowd parted. The bass dropped. Nobody survived — except this shirt. Designed for nonbelievers, riff-slingers, and fashion anarchists, this cult-classic piece is forged in irony, stitched with rebellion, and screen-printed with a wink from the abyss.

WHY YOU WANT THIS (and will lowkey regret not copping 2):

• Because looking dangerous is the new safe.

• Because you’re allergic to boring.

• Because heavy metal isn’t just sound—it’s an identity.

• Because normal sucks, and this doesn’t.

PRODUCT SPECS

• Material: 65% Cotton / 35% Polyester blend (soft, breathable, apocalyptically durable)

• Fit: Classic fit, not boxy, not skinny—just damn right

• Neck: O-Neck crew cut (Satan-approved)

• Sleeves: Short (but not weak)

• Pattern Type: Screen-printed GOATHEAD ICON, detail-rich design

• Care: Machine Wash cold, tumble dry low, ritualistically fold

• Gender: Unisex sizing

• Color Options: Solid black only — because obviously

• Origin: Printed in the depths of Mainland China

• Closure: Pull-on (no buttons, because we hate rules)

• Style: Novelty Cult Rock, Satanic Streetwear, Atheist Statement Piece

• Scene: Ideal for concerts, parties, occult gatherings, goth brunches, or confusing your coworkers

• Custom Options: Available — want Baphomet smoking a joint or holding a baby? Hit customer service.