Worth The Squeeze Reversible Harness: Citrus Rampage Tour Edition

Worth The Squeeze Reversible Harness: Citrus Rampage Tour Edition

Your dog didn’t choose the lemon life.
The lemon life chose them.

Picture this: your pup trotting down the street in full citrus battle armor—Side A blasting whole-lemon chaos, Side B flexing slice-to-kill drip. Pedestrians stare. Other dogs bow. Cats file formal complaints.

This harness isn’t some cutesy accessory.
It’s a two-sided tactical juice machine, forged in the underworld between a fruit stand and a punk show behind a gas station.

Quick-drying neoprene on one side.
Breathable mesh on the other.
A core of plush padding so your dog can rage comfortably through parks, sidewalks, backyards, or the ninth circle of fetch.

One tug on the leash and your pup looks like they’re about to start a citrus-fueled riot at a Lizard Vigilante concert.

This harness SLAPS harder than a bag of lemons thrown from a moving vehicle.

Add It To Cart Before Another Dog Shows Up Wearing It And Steals Your Pup’s Entire Reputation.

• Material: Quick-drying neoprene (Side A) + breathable mesh (Side B)
• Padding: Plush internal layer for maximum all-day comfort
• Design: Two exclusive Worth The Squeeze lemon prints, one harness, double the chaos
• Hardware: Metal D-ring leash attachment
• Strap: Adjustable waist strap for customized secure fit
• Buckles: Durable quick-release buckles with 4-point lock system
• Safety: Anti-escape fit, reinforced stitching
• Use Case: Walks, training, hiking, city exploring, dog park dominance
• Care: Machine washable—cold water, lay flat to dry
• Fit: Lightweight, flexible, breathable, adventure-ready
• Shock Value: Dogs wearing this get complimented every 43 seconds
• Shipping: Always free shipping
• Guarantee: Backed by the Lizard Vigilante money-back guarantee