Tour Bus Therapy Blanket | Van Halen Inspired Velveteen Throw for High-Voltage Chillin’ & Loud Sleepovers

Ever passed out in a guitar case on the floor of a tour bus wrapped in thunder and polyester?
This is that… but legal.

The Tour Bus Therapy Blanket isn’t just a cozy throw — it’s a high-decibel emotional support system. Dripping in Van Halen–inspired ferocity, this blanket wraps you in the same comfort a lead singer feels after smashing a hotel TV with a Stratocaster. A statement piece for your bed, your couch, or your backstage bunker.

Electrified in red, black, and rebellion, this plush beast isn't for your grandma — unless she crowd-surfs.

Rooted in the 4 Drives of Motivation:

• Autonomy: Three sizes. Your world, your way.

• Mastery: High-resolution art on luxury softness — designed for legends.

• Purpose: Because every room deserves a bold anthem.

• Connection: Watch friends and houseguests reach for it... then realize it's not for sharing.

It’s not a blanket. It’s a backstage pass to comfort.
And when these are gone, they’re gone like your last favorite rock band’s original lineup.

Crank up the heat. Add to cart. Repeat.

Specifications:

• Material:

  • 100% polyester (SPOKE) or

  • 83% polyester / 17% spandex blend (Miami Sublimation)

• Print: Single-sided full-color HD graphic — bold, bright, and unapologetic

• Weight: Medium-heavy (8.85 oz/yd² or 300 g/m²) for premium warmth and softness

• Sizes Available:

  • Small: 30 x 40 in (great for travel or guitar cases)

  • Medium: 50 x 60 in (perfect for couch riffs)

  • Large: 60 x 80 in (king-size comfort for tour-sized dreams)

• Texture: Velveteen plush – soft enough to make grown drummers weep

• Trim: Clean edge finish, no weird stitching or itchy borders

• Care: Machine washable, wrinkle-resistant, shrink-resistant

• Assembly: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

• Note: Due to artisanal rock-god magic (aka printing variance), blanket dimensions may vary by up to 3 inches